Boastings of Thor
From Rathe
An' so after the vine took out Gene an' Rog, I jus came chargin' in an' wit one great swing o' me sword, I cleaved the vine right clean through until it came clear off an' I took its little bird friend wit it. Then some other adventurers came an' this half-orc cleric came an' saved Gene and Rog's butts. We go in the cabin an' Valtros opens a box an' sets off some evil trap an' these dog like things with great swords jus appear outta nowhere. One o' dem knocks out Valtros but then I go over an' kill the thing while somebody else rescues him. Then I jus take on the other two an' take dem out wit me own bare hands. We go back an' sleep, but first me and Rog and Petrov go an' drink at the tavern wit all o' the dwarfs, an' then we go to sleep, an' then we wake up somewhere else. We see a big house an' so I courageously take up the lead an' we go towards it. But then this big spider attacks Petrov an' blasts him back an' then he disappeared. We waited for him an' when he came back, we were ready. Gene got a shot or two off before he was mauled an' knocked into Spheresword but I come in an' finish off the spider an' jus plunge me sword deep into his head. Then we get to the house an' Valtros opens the door an' gets stuck by a spider web. He gets free an' we go chargin' up the path an' find a few spiders an' a couple o' other things. Sphere an' Laurthen cast a couple o' wimpy spells an' I cleaned up after them. Then the hugest spider o' dem all shows up. He tries to hurt me, but I ain't gonna let that stop me. I hit him and hit him an' finally I jump on him an' stab him in the back an' he goes limp. We leave the house an' along the way, I feel really tired an' I go back to sleep an' I wake up back in my room an' nobody else is there, so that means the strongest got outta that place first cause the strongest is the best an' that's me.
